Welcome

Are you tired of what Bernie Madoff did? You want a piece of it?

Well you can now have it all. Welcome to the online School of Embezzlement where you can get from our School Of Business  SOB your  Associates as we call it on paper a piece of ASS and you too can be an SOB ASS.

We have schools at off shore countries and they are unregistered with any government agency so you do not need to be concerned about fraud. Everything is perfectly legal. We have them paid off, I mean cleared it with their jurisdiction, in these fine countries where government is ‘off the backs‘ business and let us do what we think is good for the economy with no supervision and regulation. Who needs government? We just need military police and squelch any democratic opposition the capitalistic way. The way it should be. Maximize profits if it’s good for us, it ALWAYS be good for society. Simply send your money to our undisclosed Swiss  Bank account and wait for one of our representatives to contact you, in due time. Don’t call us we will call you as it goes. When you see a call from our representative whose number will show as “undisclosed number” in your caller ID that is us and give them your full name, all personal information and bank information. We will do the rest. Trust us. We trust you.

You can trust us, because we say so. Think about it. We have said “Trust us” many many times, so you can trust us. Think about it is we didn’t trusty you we would not say trust so many times. Trust Trust Trust. I hope you feel comfortable. If you can’t trust us, who are you going to trust, the government? The strongest Democracy in the world? NO who gave you that idea? Do not believe in that propaganda believe in ours. I mean believe in us.

Trust me. You can’t trust them. We are large corporation we have more money than a few small nations in the world. Believe me we wont go down and even the Government agreed with us and bailed us out with billions of  dollars.

So trust us. The Governments may fail but we won’t.

Offices in Nigeria waiting to take your call. Remember to use Western Union so we get paid immediately. Call Now.

We are always looking for investors so please invest now. Now Now call our 900 number. You maybe charged at $100 / hr but it is worth it.