Programs
Trusted Classes
Ethnics and Reform (Class 101) Why we need ethics and return when you can trust us. Listen we believe in Lazier Faire. The markets will adjust. Which means in a nutshell, wild and unpredictable swing in the economy. Why study and plan for the future? That’s just plain nuts who does that? Who trusts the Government, I sure don’t? Trust Big Corporations which brought you WorldCom, The Bank Bail-out. No wait Government help us get out of those issues.
Wait, on second thought, listen to Aleen Greanspin said it best. “I guess I should warn you all, if I turn out to be particularly clear about it, you’ve probably misunderstood what I have said”. Lazier Faire never work for 500 years but that never stopped us before. We will get it right one day, persevere. Trust big corporation. Forget about cooperation and planning, which helped us during the war and get out of the great depression.
Propoganda and Ignorance (Class 505) Can gain the trust of the ignorant to get their money and quiet your detractors. As Greanspin said it best. He said something. Trust me one this. He did.
Hiding the Funds (Graduate Level) shows you how to hide your funds, sending the money to unregulated countries, transferring the money to spouse, friends and other family members. Buying assets that can be later easily sold for cash. Earning interest in off shore countries and not paying taxes. Many great features in the world economy. Just for you.
Increasing Profits beyond Embezzlement (Post-Doctorate Program) many programs exist such as buying arms and funneling them to third world country and then selling them to conflict zone countries, no wait the was a Political Scandal (Iran-Contra Scandel). We show details plans on how they are done. Also huge profits in selling drugs. Allegations that the CIA did this as reported in Front Line and you can do it too promising large profits.
Privitalization of Dihydrogen Monoxide ‘scientific word’ (Independent course) read about it on how it’s the most deadliest compound in the world. Yet is found as prolific as marijuana as a weed, which is illegal. This compound must be regulated and taken out of novice hands of the public and managed by the trusted corporations. Which they have the facilities to clean it and bottle it and serve it with fair market prices to the people who own the lands and river which they came from. (DiHydogen Monoxide more commonly known as H2O or water, don’t be fooled water is still very dangeorus)
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